they eat poop, they counter surf, they pee inside when it's wet, they poop inside when it's cold, they follow you everywhere, they steal your covers, they take up room on your couch, they get in the trash, they bring in dead animals (to include snakes, mice, birds, squirrels), they need ridiculous beds like cozy caves, they need clothes and lots of collars (why? just because), and they get the zoomies and then run around like a bull in a china shop lol.
BUT I betcha can't have just one!!
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